The chains of Insanity

Hello my name is steve, Steve Mallard. Now you're probably thinking something along the lines of "Steve Mallard? What kind of crappy name is that?" Well it's my name and I too think that it's a crappy name. But its what im stuck with so...yea.......what? you want to know what my story is about? Oh well why didn't you say so earlier?.....because i was telling you about my crappy name? I dont recall doing something like that...well whatever lets get to the story shall we?

(please forgive me for any and all trash i toss into this story because it's my first time actually writing a story)

Essentially my story is about me, and my ever so comfortable descent into madness.