The Autobiography of Donk the Barbarian

Most people assume barbarians to be dull-witted, tribal people with an affinity towards violence and a high resistance to pain. Most people would be right, at least partially. My goal is to show that barbaians have another side as well, and to do so I have written this book of my rise to fam. So please, sit back, relax, and laugh as I tell you my tale, the tale of Donk the Chaos Magic Barbarian.

Please note - no copy of this book is to be sold to anyone with a tether of slime leading off their back foot into the darkness. If such a being approaches you, run in the opposite direction. They can't move very fast, and anyone still in the building is lost.