System: Life Glow Up 101

“I feel like I’m going to die,” said the proudly (self-dubbed) “emotionally-stable”, wilted ray of positivity, Luna Yue.

[{DING!} Activation command: “I feel like I’m going to die” activated! [SYSTEM: LIFE GLOW UP 101] is now online.]

“Wait…” Luna lifted her head from her slumped position on her desk, her eyes wide. “I didn’t mean thatliterally!”Why am I hearing things? Am I actually going to die?!