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🩸Stacy’s mom got fangs going on🦇A supernatural rom-com disaster with glitter, fangs, and emotional damage.

Welcome toBlood River High, where the cafeteria serves plasma, the PTA includes banshees, and your vampire MILF crush might be grooming you for immortality.

MeetTodd Hawkins—halfblood, half-himbo, full disaster. He just wanted to survive high school. Instead, he’s caught in a love quadrangle with:

his werewolf best friend (shirtless 87% of the time),a goth vampire hunter who sharpens stakes during lunch,andStacy’smom, who isliterallya blood-sipping bombshell with a YouTube channel and suspiciously perfect lighting.

Between demonic prom disasters, full-moon meltdowns, surprise engagements to were-chihuahuas, and ancient scrolls that declare him “The Chosen-ish One,” Todd’s just trying to pass Algebra and not get possessed before graduation.

Spoiler: He fails at both. Gloriously.

Come for the fangs. Stay for the trauma-bonded dance battles.It’sBuffymeetsMean Girlsmeetsaccidental necromancy in gym class.