Sleeping Beauty and the Medecine Prince

In a faraway land full of magic...well China is not that far away, and technology isn't really magic, but for the sake of narration let's continue.

In a faraway land full of magic, there lived a beautiful young maiden (well, as beautiful as the most average high schooler can get) who, because of a powerful spell cast by an evil witch was cursed to fall into a deep sleep until her prince comes to deliver true love's kiss.

Or what is really happening: An average high schooler cursed with the sickness of laziness finally found her prince charming. Unfortunately her prince is a dense student who can't take the hint. Her evil mom tells her to study, but all she wants to do is find love. Thus begins her quest to win over *cough* coerce *cough* the prince, and get *cough* steal *cough* a true love's kiss.

Princess: 'My prince is so handsome, I hope he notices me *blush*. It was so hard to find his schedule...'

Prince: 'Oh, that creep is under my desk again. I feel sorry for the person she is stalking...'

Classmates: '...'

Homeroom Teacher: '...'

Princess: '...'

Mom: 'Did you finish your homework?'

Princess: '...I wrote my name...'