SLAYER BOWL [A LITRPG MONSTER APOCALYPSE DEATHSPORT]

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Book 1 available onAmazon and Kindle

1 Hero + 2 Pizza Cutters vs a World of Monsters!

The multiverse watched and cheered as Earth was hijacked to host the savage tournament, Slayer Bowl.

They laughed when lowly pizza baker, “Sack Up Sam” managed to survive with a Level 1 rank of “Hopeless Rookie.” They mocked his pizza cutters and skinny frame.

Then Sam discovered the secret magic weapon that no other slayer had before —magic monster balls.

Armed with 2 pizza cutters and a sentient basil plant, Sam hones his combat skills, leveling up his weapons and fighting tactics, dispatching bosses, and seeking revenge against the evil slayer league that ended his world.

And, the stakes are even higher.

Sam must defeat the death-sport’s top champion and hordes of bloodthirsty monsters to rescue a friend and avenge a lost planet.In this system, they never counted on a scrappy pizza baker becoming the ultimate intergalactic Slayer.

That was a mistake.

This Gamelit, LitRPG, Progression Fantasy story includes elements that you will love:

• A tenacious, smart, witty, adaptable MC who fights to become a warrior while maintaining his core character.• A savage multiverse filled with interesting creatures, teleportations, monsters, bosses, and plenty of brutal, foul-mouthed danger.• A unique system packed with sports twists, including: insane weapons and power-ups, corrupt refbots, steroid-slinging alien water-boys, cosmic play-by-play announcers, a ruthless commissioner, and even twin pizza kaiju.

You’ll love it if you like DCC, Blood Bowl,  other blazing-action.

Oh, and this guy liked it too: "Funny and well-done. I really recommend it." MATT DINNIMAN - Author of Dungeon Crawler Carl

Check outSlayerBowl.com

Chapters(6 total)

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Community Reviews(10)

  • Ajakeldst12Royal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    A Wild, Action-Packed Ride Through a Monster Apocalypse Death Sport!
    SLAYER BOWL delivers exactly what it promises, an adrenaline-fueled, stats-driven bloodbath filled with savage battles, over-the-top humor, and a protagonist you can’t help but root for. Sam starts as your average guy stuck in a dead-end job, but when Earth is transformed into a twisted sports arena for intergalactic entertainment, he’s forced to adapt fast or die trying.
    The LitRPG mechanics are woven in seamlessly, with a fresh sports-themed twist that keeps things engaging. The humor is sharp and full of nerdy pop culture nods, but the story doesn’t shy away from intense, high-stakes action. The pacing is fast, the world-building is unique, and the “corrupt refbots” add a hilarious yet sinister edge to the chaos.
    If you love weak-to-strong progression, brutal monster battles, and a main character who goes from flipping pizzas to slashing his way to survival, SLAYER BOWL is an absolute blast. Can’t wait to see where Sam’s journey takes him next!
  • Bigstu68Royal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    # A Captivating Literary Journey
    What a great read, the characters have drawn me in and the writing has me fully invested. I can't wait to read what happens next.
    From the very first chapter, this novel established itself as something extraordinary. The author has crafted protagonists with such depth and complexity that they feel like old friends I've known for years. Each character possesses a distinctive voice and compelling backstory that makes their motivations and actions feel authentic and earned. Their interpersonal dynamics evolve naturally throughout the narrative, creating relationships that are both believable and emotionally resonant.
    The prose itself deserves special mention. Elegant without being pretentious, the writing flows with a rhythm that perfectly complements the story's pacing. Descriptions are vivid yet economical, painting clear mental images without bogging down the narrative. The dialogue crackles with tension and subtext, revealing character while simultaneously advancing the plot.
    Speaking of plot, the narrative structure is masterfully constructed. Each revelation feels both surprising and inevitable, a delicate balance that only the most skilled storytellers can achieve. The central conflict builds with exquisite tension, and numerous subplots are woven together with remarkable cohesion. Just when I think I can predict where the story is heading, the author introduces a twist that forces me to reevaluate everything I thought I knew.
    The world-building is equally impressive, creating a setting that feels lived-in and authentic. The author has clearly done extensive research, but incorporates this knowledge organically rather than through unwieldy exposition.
    I find myself thinking about these characters even when I'm not reading, wondering about their fates and contemplating the themes explored in their journey. The mark of truly exceptional fiction is its ability to linger in the mind, and this book certainly accomplishes that feat. I
  • JennieHRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    Loving the story! Slayer bowl had me hooked from the beginning with a fast paced story, interesting characters and great writing. It’s such a great take on the genre.
    Sam is such a great character, you can’t help but root for him to win. I couldn’t wait to see what the next chapter would bring.
    Love it!
  • KSSRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    Slayer Bowl is an absolute triumph—a gripping, blood-soaked spectacle that delivers both action and heart equally. The writing is *sharp, vivid, and immersive, pulling you into a world that is as brutal as it is beautiful. Every scene is painted with **strikingly descriptive language*, making the battles feel visceral and the emotions raw.
    Slayer Bowl isn’t just relentless, graphic action—it’s deeply compelling.
    If you love intense storytelling, unforgettable characters, and expertly crafted prose, Slayer Bowl is a must-read. Highly recommended.
  • L2LRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    This web story was really enjoyable. The pacing of the story telling and action filled seens kept things interesting, and can’t help but root for Sam at every stage as he faced each challenge, which kept the story engaging. Overall, a fun read with a really likable main character.
  • Quietstorm TemgradRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    Slayer bowl does a great job and introducing the main character Sam and his journey through this devastating experience. I'm very impressed of how descriptive the story is which enables me to tap into my imagination. I love the feeling of picturing the surroundings and characters as they're being described. Once I started reading I immediately got hooked into the story wondering what was going to happen next. I'm recommend this book for anyone who has a passion for video games comic books and the horror genre.
  • Shawner2Royal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    I love the story and character development!  Outstanding!  I love the pace of the story too.   It really moves along.  Well thought out!   Worth the read for sure.  I could see this being made into a movie.  Very original.  The author has a great imagination and this really kept my interest!
  • juno_starRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    Sack of Lit, you've outdone yourself. Everyone, do yourself a favor and start reading Slayer Bowl. I'm obsessed with Sam and his shenanigans. Slayer bowl is fun and funny, and filled with shenanigans that don't take itself too seriously. I can't wait to see where our pizza guy goes. Sam FTW!
  • msebsartRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    Man, SLAYER BOWL is an absolute blast. It’s got that perfect mix of chaos, humor, and straight-up ridiculous action that makes it impossible to put down. The whole premise is wild—Earth gets hijacked by an alien death-sport league, and this lanky pizza guy with zero fighting experience suddenly has to battle monsters and intergalactic warriors to save his crush. And yeah, his weapons? Freakin’ pizza cutters.
    The writing is fast, fun, and full of nerdy references, but it never feels forced. Sam, the main guy, is super relatable—awkward, unsure of himself, but determined as hell. Watching him level up and actually become a badass (while still being a total dork) is insanely satisfying. The worldbuilding is crazy detailed, the fights are over-the-top in the best way, and the humor lands almost every time. Plus, sentient plant heroes? Say less. 10/10
  • tom25tomRoyal Road
    ★★★★★ 5.0
    A really cool premise and interesting characters.   Easy to read and quickly relate to story.   Can't wait to read more from this author.   They destroyed his planet. They kidnapped his crush. But they made one crucial mistake... they left him alive… armed with two pizza cutters.
    Is anyone really safe out there?!?!