ROGUEHOUNDS

In the far future, mining corporations and planet barons have claimed every world under the suns.

But Kestrel Mining Inc. have an ace up their sleeve.

Nomads known as "rogue planets" drift in the darkness between stars, loaded with potentially-lucrative mineral resources just waiting to be plucked out and sold for profit. Finding these wandering worlds is like looking for a needle on a planet made entirely of haystacks, but KMI, driven to extremes by corporate domination of the galaxy, are out of options.

There are many problems with KMI's business model, but by far the biggest is that they're the worst-run mining company in recorded history. Led by a lustful, petty, dangerously incompetent narcissist, most of the time they couldn't find their asteroids with both hands. But this motley collection of underdogs are too desperate, stubborn, and/or just plain stupid to give up the hunt.

At the end of their picaresque journey lies fortune and glory, and all the magnificent sex that comes with it. But, to find their pleasure, first they will need to overcome corporate treachery, brutal mercenaries, unreliable technology, apathetic bureaucrats, hazardous worlds shrouded in perpetual shadow, and — most daunting of all — their own collective stupidity.

So come along with Kestrel Mining as they struggle to get their rocks off(-world).

Inspired byGuardians of the Galaxycrossed withIt's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, ROGUEHOUNDS is a sci-fi comedy about striking it rich in a wide, wild galaxy of mystery and danger.