Preaching a Lie

"Hi, I'm Clive. The new archbishop.",

"""PRAISE THE SUN GOD!!!",

"-right... Anyway, I've got grand plans so to start off with I-",

"""PRAISE HIM!!!""",

*sigh* I should've become a plumber.

JOIN CLIVE ON HIS QUEST TO GET FAT, RICH AND RETIRE BEFORE THIRTY IN THIS PSYCHOLOGICAL CULT FILLED FEAST!

p.s. for safe traveling turn right past the Bazoomble Cult and left past the Corrupt Cardinals.

Warning: Chapter length will be so inconsistent that it will annoy everyone... Continue at your own discretion.