NotSoHero

Who cares about synopsis nowadays, I am the hero! Or should I be…Against all odds, I venture the world to repay a debt of many lives contracted by an accumulation of small mistakes. (To be more specific, the last census brought the total up to 3723)

In my quest to atone for my sins... and lose my sanity along the way. I bravely fight to regain my honor and prove that it was all a 'coup monté', desperately seeking for a good match to marry, and slapping some random bandits, fiends, and cultists in the midst of chaos.

I, the hero, swear on my many wives and lovers’ lives! That I w—

"Hey, hey, hubby, you shouldn't swear upon what you don't have. and I don't think, myself included, that your wives would like to die for something as hopeless and impossible as redeeming yourself."

... Hey, don't say that, you will scare away our potential foolish sponsors, I mean readers. What if I can't repay the debt, will you do it in my instead?... NO, I WILL NOT SELL MYSELF TO MILF IN HEAT IN ANOTHER WORLD AS YOU SUGGESTED!!! That's a definite and absolute NO!

"Do you even have a choice... The counter is ticking. Struggle as you want, I'm coming! <3"

Don't pay attention to her bullshit, I’d better kill myself than do as she want! ... ... ... Ah, right... I can't die, it would be even worse...

"Isn't It <3? Dogs should wait for their owner patiently, without making noise. Go play as the hero in the meantime if you want, and give up!"

Oh God! Help me, for I have sinned!... Or so it seem??

Disclaimer : This is an actual fantasy novel. Don't worry, the mc won't end as a male prostitute... For the time being...Also, this story contains a lot of nonsense that might give you brain rot, as well as a nicely assorted bouquet full of thorny flowers and carnivorous ones.Âmes sensibles s'abstenir!

PS : Feel free to leave a review, I won't mid and even would appreciate some constructiv feedback if you find anything out of place or disturbing.