Nonsensical Short Shorts

In this world there was once a man, no, a hero who looked upon the shorts on a womans ass and thought, "How can these shorts be short if they aren't short enough!" And thus came to being short shorts. And just as you my friends were unwanted byproducts of your parents love, this two is an unwanted by product of my imagination.

I your God, am not particularly pleased to introduce to you but still unwittingly, are a compilation of some of my stupidest ideas that I once planned to make a story but was too lazy to do so.

Welcome my friends, to these Short Shorts.