Mythic Tide

I didn't want to be the hero (or even the sidekick) of my own story, too much work, but it turns out I don't really get a say in the matter, and I have a lot less control over my story than I believed I did. Working in a Mythic government facility's cafeteria might not be a glamorous job but it pays the bills and has great benefits - like one free resurrection per quarter. After going over my allotment, again, the Big Boss Man demands a meeting to explain myself as well as the strange encounter that resulted in my most recent demise. With the reluctant help of a stray cat who won't stay stray and a Dwarf with a mountain-sized chip on his shoulder, I find myself dodging assassination attempts, making new frenemies, and yearning for a time when the most complicated task in my day was making a three-shot, double-pump vanilla, triple-pump shortbread, extra foam, extra hot soy latte with caramel drizzle.