My immortal friends

What happens when you wake up in a world where you’re the lowest on the food chain? You gather strength.

What happens when you can’t fight alone? You gather allies.

What happens when you have a love-hate relationship with someone who’s way too adaptable and dangerous.You hit them over the head with a rock.

You burn them at the stake.

You blast them out of a cannon.

You blow them up with magical hocus pocus.

Don’t worry, nobody was hurt. They’re all god damn immortal so it’s all in good fun.

Except for that one guy with one life.