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“I Wrecked My Entire Sect with Modern-Day Shenanigans—After Transmigrating into a Cultivation World!”(Comedy · Anti-Trope Cultivation · Chaotic Sect Life)

Li Mingyang, a model citizen of the 21st century, drowns while saving someone—only to wake up as the useless young master of a prestigious sect in a cultivation realm!

The original host? Arrogant, spoiled, and freshly orphaned after enemies burned down his entire clan. And now, those very “concerned” culprits are gathered by his bedside, ready to finish the job.

Survival Rule #1:Play dead. Act useless. Cultivate in secret. Rise in glory.Survival Rule #2:Cling to the thighs of theweirdoson Mount Zixiao!

– The sect master is a grumpy old man who steals spirit tea and blames the spiritual crane. (Definitely a hidden boss.)– Senior Brother wears a demonic cult saintess keychain on his sword tassel. (No one dares ask why.)– Fourth Senior Sister is an alchemy maniac whose motto is“Art is an explosion.”(Public enemy of the dining hall.)– Fifth Senior Brother keeps a house full of "pets"—they’re all venomous Gu Kings, but he insists they'recute.

When Li Mingyang appliesModern Business Strategy 101, he turns their “skills” into full-blownCultivation World Services™:— Interdimensional express delivery— Firework shows with exploding talismans— VIP poison identification packages

Mount Zixiao goes viral overnight.

“Fellow cultivator! Interested in our Lightning Tribulation Insurance? Double payout if you're struck!”

But as Li Mingyang’s dormant space-time powers awaken, secrets begin to unravel...

— Why does that young boy he saved have the same silver light in his eyes?— Is the man-eating flower behind the sect really an ancient creature trapped in a time rift?— And why does his master look at him like he’s... a long-lost acquaintance?