Madman's Map of the Multiverse: Do the Quest, Forehead!

Idk what to put here, I haven't written enough of it yet.

I like kitchen sink type stories, so I'll keep trying to make it work.

This story will heavily involve sexual themes and theming, because sex is part of life (and because its FUN), but the focuswillalways be on the characters feelings, the wacky situations, humor, existentialism, philosophy, absurdism, and who even knows what else, you’re not my dad! Any sex scenes that are not plot-necessary will be skipped, ignored, or otherwise covered by fade-to-black. Basically, if you’re looking here forthat, you’re doing it wrong.

Loosely based off of 1,000,000+ CYOAs.

Some numbers will go up, but some will stay small and cute forever. Don’t expect a real harem, because this wish-fulfillment-harem-fantasy is actually a low-drama post-romance… in a big trench coat and silly glasses.

The island-survival aspect might be important in the first book~ish, but hopefully this will eventually be closer to Indiana Crusoe, than it is to Castaway. The isekai/portal-fantasy part should stay important… I think? Definitely don’t look for similarities between this story and literally anything else. Those similarities don’t exist, and if they did it would be coincidentally your fault, not mine. I just got here.

I just got here and nobody told me what any of the machines do! I just stand here being anxious, feeling I'm not worth what I'm paid, & waiting to get fired for it.

Please understand that nobody told me, and it was THE WORST. If you have something to tell me, even if it’s not important, even if it’s obvious, I STILL WANNA KNOW. I’m too isolated to be offended, I’m stupid, not evil, and also I’m actually not really here, so just TELL ME.

Shut up, nuh-uh, your hace is a fry for kelp!