Lemme Smash!

Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.

For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?

In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.

Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things theycando. That is, tosmash. Oh, the irony.

At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Whoisthe narrator?'

Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?

"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."

'Oof!'