Keith the Almighty

Swine, that word reflects uncultured like poetry and that is all I see around me. Sitting on their high horse looking down upon me, just because I failed the systematic prison called college.

But they know not of my divine intellect and unfathomable wisdom. For I have summoned something from a higher plane of existence.

An existence that gave me something, a great power to destroy worlds.

For I am the virgin wizard Keith!