Just trying to be BADASS.

Got a rejection from my crush, received a million-volt shock, and one of my fingers got torn off. How could this get any worse? Ahh, yes. Being abducted and recruited by the US Special Forces. Let’s just throw "pissing all over myself to avoid being eaten by a bear" in for good measure.I love my normal life.

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