Interdimensional Toilets and Why You Should Avoid Them

Have you ever felt the need to bust a grunter?

You know, inflict divine punishment upon the sea monkeys?

Make a deposit at the porcelain bank?

Birth the food baby?

Build a log cabin at the lake?

Toss some bricks down the chimney?

...Take a massive, unholy shit?

As in, a "You are prepared to give it an intimidating name because it is absolutely going to wreck you and there's nothing you can do about it", "Won't walk in a straight line for three days," "Oh God, what did I eat that caused this," demonic growler of a shit?

The kind that'll have you running to the nearest toilet-shaped object to... express your concerns?

Well, there's a man named Augustus Browning with some things to say about that...