I'm a dungeon, fear me (under heavy rewriting)

Well giggling cupcakes, I died horribly and now I am stuck in this cave, there's nothing to do and I'm trapped here. I have no clue how long  it has been, but to be honest I'd rather purposefully stub my toe on chair corner than stay here...... OK I won't actually do that, but still though.

Wait a minute, what is this weird glowy stuff? It feels.... Pure and nice. I want it. Bro is this power in material form? Cause do I feel like I can do anything. Maybe I can hold up. I will now lift up that rock over there!

.......

My god it did