I Asked For Tendies But My Mother Didn't Buy Them So I Fought Her Mutated Final Form With My Mech

Information

Status

Hiatus

Year

2021

Author

viciouspentagram

• Chicken Tendie Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
  Apr 7, 2021
• Chicken Tendies
  Apr 5, 2021

Reviews

Community Reviews(10)

• mortsllafRoyal Road

  ★★★★★ 5.0

  This is a 41 piece grand epic about a small young boy, thrown against fate by the cruelest fate imaginable. This story is a true tear-jerker. Fighting his Mother for the purest thing possible. Everything just clicks, perfect understanding is what you feel. the characters feel almost like they are jumping off the page. Each place seems like it is really there, right in front of you. Truly words can not describe how much of a masterpiece this creation is, I would say it surpasses The Lord of the Rings in it's spectacular worldbuilding. Each plot twists keeps you reeling. The closest I can even get to emulating the pure genius at play is the pathetic trash you are reading. The only real way to understand is to look at it yourself. I sincerely hope that each part gets a full feature length film, as that is the only way to truly adapt it. viciouspentagram is a true genius, he managed to create this. I would not be surprised if the concept was created by God himself. Amazingly this entire epic was created with such a simple concept. I doubt this could ever be surpased , in fact I think that this may mark the birth of an entire new genre. In 1000 years from now, they will agree, this is when the golden age of humanity began.
• BullerRoyal Road

  ★★★★★ 5.0

  This story is a joke. A very funny joke. Just how much brain-matter was lost writing this? Has to be just as much that I lost reading it.
  Loved it. There is nothing else I can say. This makes fun of stuff that hasn't been put together in a fun way for quite a while on this site.
  I would say something about plot and all that, but I think we both know that isnt important. Read it. Enjoy it. Realise the reason for the high score.
• ChewysRoyal Road

  ★★★★★ 5.0

  100/10 a very pog story, would read again for comedy, raid shadow legends, and 4th wall breaks. Please post more I crave for crap like these. This is the peak of comedy. Very poggers indeed. This story is A MUST READ.
  Chimkem nugger is more poggers though. Hail chimkem nuggers........
• FillerArcRoyal Road

  ★★★★★ 5.0

  11/10 would read again!
  As a child, I would often gaze at the moonless skies, wondering what it would feel like to read Drugs.
  I now know.
  But now I know too much. And the Tendies come for me. Pray for my soul mortals, for soon, I will be no more.
  If you're reading this, please call he......
• Gennon AscheRoyal Road

  ★★★★★ 5.0

  We often come across great novels on Royalroad. From Beware of Chicken to Mother of Leaning, there are amazing, genre-defining fictions no matter which direction we look.
  However, despite their gripping plots, sympathizable characters, and immersive worldbuilding, they all seem to evade the prevailing questions of our era, one among them more important than the others: How does a man react upon learning of his mother's negligence in buying tendies?
  Viciouspentagram seeks to answer that query in this ground-breaking psychological study.
• KrazeKodeRoyal Road

  ★★★★★ 5.0

  There are many stories great stories on RR, many that have taken the site by storm, and continues to do so. I believe that this is one such story. A tale, nay an epic saga of a man that is made to face a difficult choice.
  A conflict of the heaven's desires, of one's heart and dreams, and of that which brought us into the world. Family and Desires clash in this epic battle that answers a very important question, that society had always needed to ask. There are no easy answers here, only a mess of emotions and choices we made along the way.
• MrSpooksRoyal Road

  ★★★★★ 5.0

  I don't know where I am, but it is a dark place full of untold horrors and mystical monsters created solely to fuel death.
  This is odd and I can't tell why I did this...
  Weird compulsions aside you should read it, you will feel strange but utterly fulfilled in all of your desires by the end of it.
• Origin, The CreatorRoyal Road

  ★★★★★ 5.0

  It wasn't me.
  I want no part of this.
  But, I'm responsible.
  I'm an adult.
  I will assume responsibility whether I like it or not.
  I don't.
  This story is an inspired collaboration, because I am truly the most awesome inspiration ever.
  If you want a wild ride--well, you got it.
  Pancakes!
  Tendies!
  Final Boss Mom!
  Bite the tender, shed a tear.
  Was it worth it?
  Was it?
• Traitorman (JM Clarke)Royal Road

  ★★★★★ 5.0

  I have reviewed a bunch of fictions in my day...but ignore all those.
  All fiction is irrelevant.
  Royal Road is irrelevant.
  Tendies is the plucky protagonist that rose up from the ashes to defeat the final boss. It is the best fiction ever made. Royal Road is over. No more stat screens. No more puns. No more progression.
  No more cultivation.
  Roll credits folks, and tell the administration to close the site. It's over. At last, the nightmare is over.
  So anyway, 5/5
• Vitaly S AlexiusRoyal Road

  ★★★★★ 5.0

  My story diving engine emerged amidst a battle of titans, a tale as prodigal as time itself - one of mother and son, a familial struggle for consumption, prevalent across space and time wherever humanity emerges.
  This story is a delicious narrative of interest and I will expand further upon this review if I am not fully devoured by this story's protagonist.
  Alas, it appears that the hero of this intrepid work is truly determined to feast and draws ever near to my person. Not even his mother's wraith can stop him in his epic, divine quest.
  Gods help me! Why don't chicken tendies have legs? What use is the System message that promises me the power of being "delicious"?
  . . .
  But, let us delve deeper into the meaning of all of this. Is it a marketing campaign for KFC? Is this book a meme of some sort?
  Nay, this tale of the tendies was born from the mouths of two young bard heroes that found each other in the Silver Pen pub. Their friendship has spawned everything you read here and more. Were these heroes drunk? Were they hungry for chicken? We'll never know. What we do know is that they strived for glory, like any bard does when they sing a silly, wholesome song that utterly lacks rhyme and reason.
  Grammatically, I found the ballad of "I Asked For Tendies" fair and sound.
  I do hope it will last longer than one chapter, because the dreary, heartless hiatus looms particularly heavily over all collective authorship concept-based works such as this one.