How Not To Screw A Slytherin

It's a recipe for disaster, a Slytherin love triangle with edges so sharp someone's bound to bleed to death.Insidious secrets, broken hearts, a breakneck Quadrivial Tournament, a dystopian Wonderland, and the possibility of a whirlwind true love.Beloved Emerald Princess of Ireland and Diamond of the year, Audette Bellarose, must decide and quickly, which noble suitor shall covet the immense honor of taking her hand?British born dare-devil Draco Malfoy, or Italian sweetheart Theodore Nott?Her father's enchanted monocle glows evermore crimson in the shadows as procrastination carries on, threatening certain annihilation.And something else quite serpentine lurks in the darkness as well...behind mirrors, and within the sleeves of those most trusted.Time is ticking: Audette is arguably late for a very important date. She's only eighteen, but will end up a dejected spinster in a few measly years.However, having never had the chance to explore an identity outside of the pureblood court's deeply ingrained talons, suffocating corsets and strangling ribbons, she won't be much good at making this monumental choice for her future...that is, until freedom is first discovered in an unexpected form.