High Steaks Game

In the midst of a desperate battle, a bizarre and unprecedented spell transports two warriors to a realm hidden from the greater world. Trapped in a ridiculously humiliating form, Johan discovers he might not be as helpless as he seems . . .

A humorous short story set in Mortiferra, a total immersion virtual reality game that specializes in the bizarre. Originally written for a prompt on litrpgforum.com.