High seas high steaks

A hurdy-gurdy player, violinist and a pirate walk into a bar. The pirate walks out drunk. The violinist doesn’t and the hurdy-gurdy player walks out rich.

Why? Because the hurdy-gurdy is funky and I don’t know any stuck up gurdy players and violinists are pricks with their fancy sticks up their ass.

what about the pirate? Your looking at ‘em.

Names jack. Captain jack spar-nah just kiddn. My names Dutch, but people call me razor.

Why they call me that?

grab a drink n I’ll tell ya. It’s going to be a long story.