Forest of puns (short story)

“You're in a forest, but it's no ordinary forest. It's forest where puns are made. And you find yourself self here. I welcome you to the forest of puns. I do hope you enjoy your stay here. Where you will encompass the joys or death or puns.”

Haz, the now stranded, needs to make the choice of what to do. He wants to leave the forest, but doesn’t know how.

AN: This story will be complete run on puns, and maybe idioms.