Even with Useless Skills, I Can Dominate the Multiverse

100% Unarmed Weapon Catch, Ass Attack, Accelerated Body Hair Growth, One-Centimeter Levitation, Forced Wedding Ceremony...(百分百被空手接白刃，千年杀，体毛生长，原地悬浮1厘米，强制举行一次婚礼……)

And you expect me to dominate the multiverse with these skills?!(你就让我用这些技能纵横多元宇宙？)

The journey of a broke man's ascension to godhood.(一个破产青年的成神之路。)