Durn's Dreadful Multiverse Mystery

This one will be much more boring than my other submission here and elsewhere if it is to be accepted here, accounting for the standards here,

Looking at the writing now, even though I touched it up from start to finish a time or a couple, is still really below my expectations and I will have to take a much sterner revision to it this weekend. But go ahead and read it as it is if you have nothing else in your priorities.

I will try to update this very regularly.