Congratulations, You're Dead!

Information

Status

Hiatus

Year

2019

Author

SimonSaysWrite

• The new book is out, and... it's a re-write!
  Sep 9, 2019
• Congrats! has come to an end.
  Aug 10, 2019
• # 99
  Aug 9, 2019
• # 98
  Aug 8, 2019
• # 97 - bonus sexy times chapter
  Aug 7, 2019
• # 96
  Aug 7, 2019
• # 95
  Aug 6, 2019
• # 94
  Aug 5, 2019
• # 93
  Aug 4, 2019
• # 92
  Aug 3, 2019
• # 91
  Aug 2, 2019
• # 90
  Aug 1, 2019
• # 89
  Jul 31, 2019
• # 88
  Jul 30, 2019
• # 87
  Jul 29, 2019
• # 86
  Jul 28, 2019
• # 85
  Jul 27, 2019
• # 84
  Jul 26, 2019
• # 83
  Jul 25, 2019
• # 82
  Jul 24, 2019

Reviews

Community Reviews(10)

• diegohnaRoyal Road

  ★★★★★ 5.0

  A great world building some snark and smart for the MC. Love and sex with slice of magic life
• GodPineapplerRoyal Road

  ★★★★★ 5.0

  I haven't read it yet just wanted to say, somehow the synopis got me interested.🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍
• motoshead89Royal Road

  ★★★★★ 5.0

  This rather silly at times story is full of heart warming scenes with enough seriousness to avoid being stupid.
  Interesting take on the isekai and system trope with an OP MC and a cute supporting cast.
• monoliithRoyal Road

  ★★★★★ 5.0

  I love it. It's fun, fairly lighthearted to start, but it gets dark just enough and well enough to keep the story interesting!
• deadxmoRoyal Road

  ★★★★★ 5.0

  Very well done. Give it a try. One of the more enjoyable stories on here.
• LeumasRoyal Road

  ★★★★ 4.0

  This is a Fun slice of life novel. An OP MC with a harem(has sex scenes that you can ignore if you to) just living life and solving issues as they come. Much better than those woe is me novels that just depress the crap out of you.
• rryanzRoyal Road

  ★★★★ 3.5

  Good story. A slow paced slice of life with some cringey romance and a lot of sex
  Style is OK in my opinion and grammar is good
  However, the MC is off putting. He seems to have a hard time adapting to the different world even after the story starts moving along. He gets some breakdowns and can be a bit of a crybaby when the ‘stress’ piles on.
  He is a bit passive in my opinion and resolves to not kill and instead goes about it the hard way (inventions, defenses, logistics etc.) which in turn adds to his stress and it kind of goes in a cycle from there.
  I say he should get himself used to killing and saving himself a significant amount of trouble and time. Earth morals ain’t worth shit on a different planet.
• TzafouRoyal Road

  ★★★ 2.5

  An other story that started great but in 20 chapters the mc became the strongest mage with the most cheats, foods, ideas from our world that he can implement with no trouble at all...
  it just feels bad it started so well but it seems not the kind of novel that I would enjoy..
• TheOneTrueHeroRoyal Road

  ★★★ 2.5

  Dropped at chapter 87.
  This story has a lot of similarities with Death March. It's a slice of life isekai. Lots of food, minimal fighting with an OP protagonist. Heartwarming at times. Protagonist reinvents stuff from our reality into their medieval magical equivalent. A slowburning, relaxing adventure in a magical world with some comedic elements.
  Their are small differences ofcourse, most notably the sex. This story has some (skippable) raunchy scenes.
  Grammar is good. Above average for this site.
  Now the bad. The conflict is......forced. Because the protagonist is so awesome and generally a good guy, his reasons for getting into fights is to protect himself and other people. The antagonists have no reason to attack or cross him, yet they do it anyways. His choice allies don't seem to have any ulterior motives and like everything he does. He is always in the right and always makes the best possible decision, even winning a battle in a war without having any casualties. He's just too damn perfect. At everything.
  WARNING: This next part is a bit of a rant.
  But that wasn't why i dropped this story. I stopped reading because after his first real fight, his first dance with the reaper, the first actual close call where he almost dies, he laughs it off. And why? Because the perpetrator is a love interest. The reason why he wasn't being all OP in this particular fight as opposed to all the other fights he had? No reason. The reason why the most paranoid character got careless? No reason.
  The reason i stopped reading is internal inconsistency.
• BadGenuisRoyal Road

  ★★★ 2.5

  Overpowered Concept is left uncheck. Having eidetic memory does not mean you're smart. Things can't just happen, you need causes and reasons too.
  The display of affection is so cringey. Their statement of love is so repetitive, yeah we know that they love each other for no other reason than they are compatible in bed so stop inserting "i love you" "I'm here for you" "sorry, I didn't consider your feelings" every single chance you get.
  I don't like where the plot is going. The royalty, war, taking charge, inventing modern stuff.