Competitive Edge: The Rebirth of an Idiot

Some rush to thier downfall

Some study until they are wracked with indecision

Some are destined for greatness

And some....are idiots with a will

.....Do you have the Competetive Edge?

Our story starts with a familiar scene of a 24 year old college dropout who is depressed and just quit his job. Little did he realize his world was about to get a whole lot.......Fluffier?