Bloody Hell

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Description

Alan Maxwell has one exceptional talent. He can read peoples body language and micro expressions so well that, in many cases it's not hard for him to fake being psychic.

When a foreign agency decides that said talent would make him an exceptional spy, events quickly begin to spiral out of control. With enemies on all sides, and friends that will as soon kill each other as his enemies, Alan will have to put his skills to the test in the ultimate game of cat and mouse.===I came up with this story in response to a question. I once asked someone why there weren't really any Yandere harems. I realize that the answer to that is 'everyone dies' but thats boring so... here we are. A story I came up with explicitly as an excuse to create a harem entirely out of obsessive psychopathic axe murderers. Or in other words -

"What happens to Bond girls when they disappear?"As a warning, there are sex scenes. Its tagged. I'll leave an authors note at the top of any chapter that has them if you'd prefer to skip it.

Information

Status: Hiatus
Year: 2018
Author: BowlerHatGuy

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Rating: 4.3/ 5.0
Followers: 44
Views: 18,244

Chapters(10 total)

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StultusRoyal Road
★★★★★ 4.5
I've already written a review for this fiction before, however, this time it's "Review 2: Electric Boogaloo"
Our main character is Alan, your average young man, who plays D&D in his off time from work, or plays games with his best mate Dan.
However, Alan isn't actually a harem anime protagonist. He has a special hyperawareness of other people's microexpressions. Essentially he reads body language the way you and I read books.
Using this talent, he skillfully deflects any social problems that come his way.
Until one day, his best mate Dan reveals himself to be a secret agent super spy, equipped with everything from James Bond and more! Oh yeah, and he needs Alan to look after his apartment while he's gone.
Now meet Leah. She's a beautiful busty blonde, with a sharp mind. She also has a crippling mental disorders that compels her to count and categorise everything around her, compels her to learn and quantify everything she can. She's madly in love with Alan, and she's willing to employ all sorts of means to make him hers.
Meet Jane. She's a petite little red head, feisty and lusty. She is also the terror of the red-light district, disguising herself as a hooker to lure men to their deaths and take their cash. All so she can one day spend her days drinking beer and fucking the shit out Alan. And she's quite literally willing to kill for him.
Bloody Hell is well written enough, with only a few typos here and there, that I'm sure the author would fix if more people read and commented on his fiction.
The characters are stereotypical thirty thots or snarky young man. However the thots come equipped with knives and 24/7 surveillance equipment, while the snarky young men come with just the right level of senseless to not realise exactly how much crazy he has his dick in.
Overall, it's a good story, but the author hasn't updated in a while. Spam him with PMs and comments so that we can all enjoy the chapter where Alan realises that he is fucking screwed.