Bard’s got Talon(t): An Undead Bard’s Silly Guide To Dragonslaying

There is a sad lack of epic narrative poetry on this site featuring an all-singing, all-dancing undead bard. There is an even sadder lack of epic poetry litRPG progression fiction crossovers that entertainingly used IRL tech and accessibility tools like Talon Voice Control as the basis for the magic system.Let's fix that silly little problem.