Balls of MMO: The System Didn't See It Coming

BALLS OF MMO: AN LITRPG WHERE THE TROPES FIGHT BACK

"You died doing something stupid. The gods took one look at your browser history and said: ‘Nah, let’s make them someone else’s problem.’"

Welcome toGeneric Fantasy Online,the MMO so by-the-numbers it loops back into avant-garde.

Follow theBalls of MMO—a party of unrepentant chaos gremlins—as they:

✔ Corrupt the tutorial by unionizing the "Kill 10 Rats" questline

✔ Seduce plot-critical NPCs (including the Debug Menu)

✔ Speedrun the main quest bybullying the final boss into surrender

✔ Collect debuffs like Pokémon, including1% Lobotomy per death (Warning: Stackable)

FEATURING:

- A "Chosen One" who definitely regrets existing near them

- NPCs with a collective death wish (from dealing with the party)

- Achievements like "Why Are You Like This?" and "The Devs Hate You"

WARNING: May contain:

-Rapid depreciation of the genre’s dignity

- "Friendly fire" (always on)

- "Romance" (unconsensual, usually with inanimate objects)

SYSTEM NOTIFICATION: "This is not a drill. Abandon all hope, ye who click ‘Read Now.’”