After 30 Years, I became a Wizard

A 30-year-old virgin, Callen Smith, discovers, to his surprise, that stupid internet meme was right! After a failed date on his 30th birthday, Callen finds himself imbued with almighty magical power. He has become, a wizard! But that's not all! Using his newfound powers, Callen travels to another world with his "loyal" companion, Francois, in search of freedom, adventure, and elf babes!