Adventures of Kaleb and Neigh and Korbanok

Self-Published

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Description

Satire ofCosmosis.

A year ago, Caleb Hane was brought to the brink of breaking - held prisoner, hungry, and possibly going insane. And now he is free.

A prodigy the likes of which galactic society has never seen though, Caleb hasn't escaped shit creek quite yet. Stranded with his few companions, he must use his bountiful virility and his massive intellect to deftly navigate between the powers that would take him for his own.

But Caleb doesn't do deft. For he is Caleb Hane no more, but Caleb McAwesomeFace.

Information

Status: Hiatus
Year: 2023
Author: Confusedscistudent

Royal Road Stats

Rating: 5.0/ 5.0
Followers: 10
Views: 3,182

Chapters(6 total)

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Community Reviews(3)

DoomMoose43Royal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
This collection and arrangement of words is an unholy abomination that has unfortunately been unleashed upon this pitiful world. Take notes, Cthulhu, this is true insanity.
Birthed from the fractious mind of an insane author, Adventures of Kaleb and Neigh and Korbanok is not for the faint of heart, nor for the strong of heart. It's not for anyone, really.
10/10 horses.
Pel-MelRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
No words can truly capture how infuriating these words are, every syllable strikes at the heart of my soul, searing it with fresh pain every moment. This is truly the mockery that could bring Satan himself to his knees.
It is, in simply, the most perfectly awful satire I've ever laid eyes on.
TheonewhooncewasRoyal Road
★★★★★ 5.0
Truly a masterpiece of creation. The written Bible of a man who's achieved enlightenment and has seen past the lies of the universe. All throughout my 100 years of adventure and millions of books I've read through the only thing that can come close to this is the original Cosmosis, but this took Cosmosis above and beyond the limits of a mortal mind, the author deserves riches and gold beyond that which is held by the oldest of dragons hiding in the caves of Kilimanjaro. The characters are beautifully written and indistinguishable from a real person, I can only comprehend the true ideals of the characters in split moments as they reveal it in their inner monologue. The inner mind of the author must be able to simulate all the characters in the book, because the only way he got it to be so realistic would either have to be great creativity or homunculi with the personality of the characters in the book. Truly to read this book would be akin to the written word of a god born long past humanities gold age. This'll bring us to a new age of space exploration where we'll discover new life and opportunities beyond our wildest imaginations