A Warm Bed & A Hot Shower

"People think being transported into another world is fun. But it's fucking not."

"You think it's all saving the world, mythical treasures, and getting laid?" He yelled, "Life'll bash you on the head and stick it's dick up your ass!!!"

"You see that horse over there?!" He pointed at the horse, "You might think it's harmless, but what if it's actually a monsterpretendingto be a horse?!? What if that tree over there is a trap?! What are you gonna do if the water you're standing in right now isn't water?!"

"So shut the fuck up and eat that fucking food!"

Word Length = 2000-2500 / Chapter (Sometimes it'll be higher)

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