A Most Unfortunate Summoning

An apprentice mage tries summoning a hero to satisfyalltheir needs. Too bad they accidentally asked to be used as the offering, and to summon heroes for the needs of all people instead.

First story, to be updated randomly, and from my phone.

Warning, may contain one or more of the following items: profanities, non-standard moralites, sexual content, body horror, character death, adorable animals and extreme body horror. You have been warned.