A golem's journey to be knighted

Hello, my name is John Warkson(weird name, I know), and I have recently died and was stuck in what I assume was purgatory where my friend Alex and I got another chance at life as golems!(without our knowledge at the time) and now we serve the demon duke, lady Dita. What, were you expecting me to serve the goddess of justice or something? No, we want to become knights of Lady Dita so we don't have to work as much and goof off more, also, NO HAREMS, while I don't mind the idea of them, the problem is actually making sure they don't come at either each others throats or mine so no thanks.

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