3 Squirrels and an Alpaca

Azin City is not the center for the world's heroics. It is in fact twenty-seventh on said list, for now anyway. These are facts. Superheroic mediocrity notwithstanding, Azin City is soon to become the home of a truly embarrassing accident due to its close spelling to Azim City, which the astute native might notice is not a city native to this particular dimension. What is a dungeon core to do in a world of heroes and villains? What does a dungeon in a modern-day city even look like? Where are the three squirrels let alone the alpaca? Jim certainly doesn't know. Who's Jim? Why do we care what he knows? We do not. Screw Jim.